Conversations at the park

Boy of age four:My birthday is may twenty-fifth.
Woman:Oh, thats nice. How old will you be?
Boy:Five. I can do anything when I turn five.
Woman:What can you do now?
Boy:Play with my cars. There are BIG ones and ity-bity-tiny ones.
Woman:My kids used to play in the dirt with their cars...
Boy:No, I don't like planting cars.
Woman laughs:What do you think would happen if you planted a car?
Boy:....Well, it would grow a car tree, or maybe plant.
Woman laughs, shakes head.
Boy:That would be lots of awesome.
05/03/12 at 2:11pm